Just curious:
When dog food is new and improved, who tests it?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do people reply, "John is not around"? Makes me wonder, "Have you looked into the corners?"
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
If drink & drive is not allowed why do bars provide parking space for cars?
If fire-fighter fight fire, crime-fighter fight crime, then what do freedom-fighter fight?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would he remember what happened?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
What should we call a male ladybird?
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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