When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henry Youngman.
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison.
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget once... - Anonymous.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henry Youngman.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
My comments:- Yet, if you try to book a good restaurant for a wedding, you need almost a year’s booking in advance. "Wise men say, only fools rush in..." croons Elvis.
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
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If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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