How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Monday, October 15, 2007

How to prevent theft of your car



We are always amazed at the many ingenious ways to prevent car theft. This one looks simple and obvious but judging from the material and design to prevent scratching the car paintwork, it must be off the shelf.

Cheng just told us about how some bicycle thieves would lock the targeted bike with their own lock. This would likely force the owner to leave the bike overnight and the thief can come back later to cart it away and break owner's lock at his own leisure. It happened to her recently but she was lucky to have 3 friends to help her carry her bike to the shop to unlock the unwanted lock for 5 Euros.

A leisurely drive to Teluk Intan

On the first day of Hari Raya Aidilfitri, we decided to take a drive to Teluk Intan.

Based on my new friend’s (boss of SGT biscuits) mantra that whichever way you come from, you cannot miss the ‘Leaning Tower’ square, I managed to find it first time!

My last visit was in a friend’s car (boss of a bread shop in BG) and in Teluk Intan, in SGT’s car, so I did not take note of the routes. At the time, SGT just confirmed the rental of the shop, which used to be occupied by Chicken King. He wanted second and third opinion (mine was accidental and unsolicited). While showing us the second floor, which was meant for BG friend’s consideration as a Hainanese chicken rice shop, he was so convinced that I learnt later that he decided he wanted it for himself!

I couldn’t wait to see his new shop in operation. I did not miss the big sign of his shopowner, ‘Siang Hoong’ while driving to find it. It was made easy as it was just in front of the ‘Leaning Tower’.

I recognised his wife as one of the ladies behind the counter, and went over to say hello and asked about business. Introduced my wife and we were offered bits of different varieties of biscuits to taste. Fresh from the oven at the back, the ‘heong paeng’ and other biscuits tasted really nice. Immediately, we bought a selection to take back.

Pictures of the opening ceremony showed Gerakan leaders like Chia Kwang Chye and local MP, Mah Siew Keong were there to officiate. No wonder when asked about Mah’s cousin, he said he knew him and that “Teluk Intan is very small, we know everybody”.
Beng is a good friend (ex-Sydney U) of Mah’s nephew, Ian, who has been to our place for dinner.

My wife wanted to know where is SGT’s biscuit factory and I could find it with just a wrong turn. I could also find the chicken rice stall on our way out to the town square and decided to have dinner there instead of Sitiawan, thinking we could buy some chicken necks for the dogs. It was drizzling. As we were eating, it rained heavily and I noticed a huge rat running towards my feet and reacted by lifting them to avoid contact. As it continued raining, we could see why the rats were scurrying about. The drains were flooded and the water slowly but surely creeping towards us. I suggested running to the car but wife vetoed as usual to most of my suggestions.

Just 15 minutes of heavy downpour and we were surrounded by a foot of dirty blackish water. A stallholder could easily catch a rat using the charcoal tongs. As we waited I looked around and could see a particular stall (not in operation) with more than 10 croaches avoiding the fast rising waters. I decided to act by running towards the car using the umbrella. Then I reversed the car to fetch my wife who rather walked barefooted wading through the waters.

Having seen this flash flood, I begin to wonder about our nation's priority. This part of town is just outside the famous 'Leaning tower' square and yet the dilapidated conditions of the stalls were appalling. How could this be tolerated for so long without action to redevelop it?

When we reached home, we headed straight to the back of our house and use some Dettol to wash our feet and then use it to wash my shoes.

Malaysian modesty knows no bounds...



'It was never my intention to boast or show off by building a bigger house which has been called 'Istana Datuk Zakaria' by some.

'My wife and I merely wanted a more comfortable dwelling for our 11 children, seven daughters - and sons-in-law as well as 11 grandchildren.'

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Eventful Double Ten birthday...

not for me, but our nation witnessed our first astronaut launched into space, aided by Russia's advanced technology and vast experience.

While we argue whether he is only a passenger or he can be called an astronaut, we cannot make out if a video is real or a fake. We cannot account for our government spending beyond reason and we cannot even ensure our bus drivers are healthy, competent and law-abiding. We cannot ensure our Election Commission carry out their duties impartially nor the Police safeguard us. We cannot ensure the universities are world class though the buildings are impressive.

It is like a family having a Ferrari and living in a grand house but the children are not well-educated and crass and probably suffering from mal-nutrition. But we need to impress others. So long as we can ‘kautim’ the electorate, Malaysia Boleh!

Taiwan celebrated its National Day with a big show of military hardware. To anyone, if it is for the purpose of fighting against mainland China, it will be the greatest tragedy of mankind. I hope the politicians will come to their senses and realise that both countries have been in existence separately for so long that any bloodshed for the purpose of putting right past wrongs will be meaningless.

Closer to home and reality, I got a call from wife to say “I am with Siew and her two children in Ipoh, so you better arrange for your own dinner.”

Wise words since Gandhi...

"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" (Send tomorrow, arrive today)

”Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini.”
"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
(We are going to build a bridge for people living in this village. If there is no river, we will build one.)

"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!" (Toll increases a bit, lots of anger. You think this toll is my father’s?)

Maybe not but someone thinks PLUS is acronymn for Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy, that's why.