How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Rivalry between doctors and plumbers becoming a joke

A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night.
“Why are you ringing me at this hour?” said the plumber.
“Look, its an emergency” said the doctor. “If it was the other way round you’d expect me to come out, wouldn’t you?”
“Okay” said the plumber. “Whats the problem”
“The toilet is broken” said the doctor.
The plumber then said “Give it two aspirin and call me again if its not better in the morning.”

A pipe burst in a doctor’s house so he calls a plumber. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, fixed the leak then hands the doctor a bill for $400.
The doctor exclaims “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!”
The plumber replies “Neither did I when I was a doctor!!”

But how can anything on jokes not involve the Irish?

What did the Irish plumber say when he dumped his wife?
“Its over Flo!!”

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