A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night.
“Why are you ringing me at this hour?” said the plumber.
“Look, its an emergency” said the doctor. “If it was the other way round you’d expect me to come out, wouldn’t you?”
“Okay” said the plumber. “Whats the problem”
“The toilet is broken” said the doctor.
The plumber then said “Give it two aspirin and call me again if its not better in the morning.”
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house so he calls a plumber. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, fixed the leak then hands the doctor a bill for $400.
The doctor exclaims “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!”
The plumber replies “Neither did I when I was a doctor!!”
But how can anything on jokes not involve the Irish?
What did the Irish plumber say when he dumped his wife?
“Its over Flo!!”
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“Why are you ringing me at this hour?” said the plumber.
“Look, its an emergency” said the doctor. “If it was the other way round you’d expect me to come out, wouldn’t you?”
“Okay” said the plumber. “Whats the problem”
“The toilet is broken” said the doctor.
The plumber then said “Give it two aspirin and call me again if its not better in the morning.”
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house so he calls a plumber. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, fixed the leak then hands the doctor a bill for $400.
The doctor exclaims “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!”
The plumber replies “Neither did I when I was a doctor!!”
But how can anything on jokes not involve the Irish?
What did the Irish plumber say when he dumped his wife?
“Its over Flo!!”
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