How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Thursday, October 06, 2011

What is Beer to 7-year olds?

A number of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer:

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
- Tim, 7 years old;

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.' - Melanie, 7 years old;

'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' - Grady, 7 years old;

''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' - Toby, 7 years old;

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. - Sarah, 7 years old;

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' - Lily, 7 years old;

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' - Ethan, 7 years old;

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' - Shirley, 7 years old;

AND THE BEST RESPONSE

'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' - Jack, 7 years.
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