I am no fan of Ibrahim Ali, and I think he deserves to be condemned by women. But on a lighter note, here are some witty remarks which he could use to hit back at them:
A woman who won't do what she's told.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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