2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. When you go to Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
7. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
8. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
9. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.
10. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
11.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
2 comments:
I love this post! I also have a few posts on witty puns and sayings. Thanks for sharing.
Have a nice day!
I don't know what got me into reviewing a book, and now I am expected to proof-read a draft for a new one. I am not a bibliophile like you, and therefore I cannot help feeling I am going into something I am least prepared!
I seem to be good at spotting obvious mistakes which most people would have spotted at first read, but to be relied on for making sure everything is correct seems a tall order. Wish I can push it to you!
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