"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband: the poor king can take only one step at a time ... while the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does!
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.
You don’t understand it but you still accept it.
A newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE - Computer and Encyclopedia, both in very good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called "Mother In Law ".
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FOR SALE - Computer and Encyclopedia, both in very good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called "Mother In Law ".
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