Be wary of the English alphabet 'W'

Which is the most Dangerous Alphabet in English ??
The Answer is "W"...as in Wrong.

"W" is a tension generator...
because all the worries and troubles we get begins with "W"...

Who ? Why? What ? When ? Which ? Whom? Where ?
War... Wine... Whisky... Women... Worry... Water ... Witch... Wealth

And finally ... You have to accept this : WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT... WIFE...

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end,

the mourners wondering too where he is going.

Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.

'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where were you when I got married?

Last but not least, there was a man who said,

"I never knew what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late."

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