A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "My life"
After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"
After 30 years of marriage...

A surveyor friend described his dietitian wife as 'Gestapo in drag' which is not complimentary, is it?
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