adapted for African use.
The foreign minister of a small African state had an opportunity to visit Russia for the very first time. There he was warmly welcomed by his Russian counterpart, who wined and dined him and generously offered him the best hospitality that Russia could provide.
On his last day, the Russian foreign minister took the African visitor into a room with a table on which lay a revolver. " My comrade, since you are about to leave, I must introduce you to a custom that we have here in Russia, something that's called Russian Roulette. It is a true test of manhood and worth, and how it works is that you take the revolver, spin the cylinders, hold the revolver to your head, and then pull the trigger. Only one of the six chambers is loaded. "
The African leader, being of proud warrior stock and a courageous man, took the revolver, spun the cylinder, snapped it shut, pointed it at his head and sighed with relief when all he heard was a 'click', but no shot.
Well impressed with his bravery, the Russian and the guest drank vodka until the African leader had to be carried aboard his plane.
Six months later, the Russian foreign minister makes a reciprocal visit to the African foreign minister's country. The African, remembering keenly the Russian Roulette that he had to play previously, took the Russian into a room on the last day of his visit. In the room were six beautiful, naked young women.
"To prove your courage and manhood, here before you are six of the most beautiful women from each of our tribes. This is something I call 'African Roulette'. You may pick any one of them and they will give you a blow job."
The Russian, not too averse to this idea at all, asks the African : "But where is the risk? To be called roulette there must be some form of risk involved."
The African smiles broadly. "Well, one of the six is a cannibal. Good luck!"
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
2 comments:
So, did the Russian VIP leave the African country with his balls intact or not? :)
Probably only his balls preserved for posterity.
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