A man is driving in his car on a road. A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.
When they pass each other, the man opens his window and shouts to the woman: Donkey!
The woman immediately responds: Monkey!
Both continue their separate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.
And just as she reaches the first curve on the road…
She ran into a donkey and the impact caused the whole animal to crash through the right side of the windscreen.
Looking at the picture, the driver could survive only if it was a left-hand drive vehicle.
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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