A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B.
The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to.
The conversation goes:
LHDN Clerk: "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (Can you give me your address?)
Taxpayer: "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley." (Send to Ranhill Worley)
LHDN Clerk: "Ranhill... eja macam mana?" (err... How to spell Ranhill?)
Taxpayer: "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for Holland... I for itik... L for lain-lain...." (spelling)
LHDN Clerk: "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu" (OK, we will send to that address...)
After waiting for a week, the form arrived - and the address on the envelope shows:-
EN. ADLI BIN ISMAIL
RANHILL - Rumah Ayam N.Holland Itek Lain Worley Sdn. Bhd.
10A, Tkt 1, Bangunan Permint
Bandar Baru Seri Kerteh
24300 KERTEH, TRG.
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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