How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

A nightmare if you are afraid of height and water...

In Zimbabwe, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls at a height of 128m. The location is known as 'The Devil's Swimming Pool'.

During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over!

These falls are becoming well known amongst the 'radical tourist' industry as more and more people search for the ultimate experience.

Would you dare?


This is definitely a case of my 'No, but thank you very much' for your kind offer to pay for my radical tour!

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How to choose a good durian



First of all, what is a good durian? For us, a good durian is one that is ripe, fresh and free from larvae/worms. However, a durian with worm doesn't mean it is not good because it can still be delicious. So how do you know if a durian is good or fresh?

6 Steps to Choosing A Good Durian:

1. Look at the tip, if it is too dry means it is no longer fresh. A little dry is okay.
2. Look at the bottom, if it is crack it may be over-ripe or not so fresh. But it still can be delicious.
3. Smell the durian, if there is a strong smell, it is most likely good. If there is no smell, it is probably not ripe.
4. Use your fingernails to scratch the durian, if it sounds hollow it is likely to be a good one.
5. Put the durian close to your ear, shake it and listen carefully, if there is a 'moving' sound, it is likely to be good.
6. Look for holes around the durian, if there is tiny hole somewhere, there is likely to be a worm (larva of an insect) that has burrow into it.
7. Yes, there is actually a 7th step, but it's not going to be useful. If you have the chance to open the durian, open it and taste it. :)

When I mentioned the title, my better half already gave me the 7th step!

Ways Of Opening A Durian

There are few ways to open the durian. Some might find opening a durian just too difficult, so I'll list other methods in case you want to try another way.

1. Use a short knife, one that is slightly bigger than the standard swiss army knife- most durian farmers use this.
2. Use a big knife, the one for chopping meat - ladies love to use this.
3. Use bare hands - works well for some over-ripe durians.
4. Use a special durian opener, which is made of wood. Not exactly sure where you can find this tool.
5. Use a chainsaw - works very well, but not encouraged. If you're gonna open one this way, shoot a video and send it to me afterwards, yeah? Thanks.

I would like to see the effects of the chainsaw method too!
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Jimmy Chua

... that's what he is going to be, at the rate he has been stripped off royal awards! Of course, he has awards from other states which entitled him to be called Datuk, if I am not mistaken.

I have listened to his talk at Perak Academy when he was still with MCA. Impressive speech and even at that time, I felt he shouldn't be in MCA! A sister-in-law actually said once that she would join MCA, if he becomes President... but that was before the final tussle for the Deputy post, which he lost to Dr. Chua.

So far, I have heard good reviews from people who have worked with him when he was Health Minister, even though he was not a doctor but a lawyer. The post of Health Minister is known for bringing down a politician, and he was one of those victims. It is a post which comes with sleepless nights whenever there are epidemics of one kind or other... certainly ages a person fast!

I am glad he is now with PKR where he is much needed to share his ministerial experience, if and when Pakatan can achieve their ambitions. As I have mentioned before, there is a difference between jumping from Pakatan to Barisan (for obvious benefits) and vice versa (for a struggle for the benefit of the nation).

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Football crazy I am not...

does that make me odd?

When I first arrived in Leeds, autumn of 1973, Leeds United was riding high in English football. It was probably why a classmate and I chose the place, especially when we have not been to England before! During my 8 years in Leeds, I have not watched a live football match at Elland Road, especially even in those years, football hooliganism had already taken root among the fans, after having lots of beer. A few of Leeds' football greats like Billy Bremner and a few others were clients of my boss.

For a couple of years I was living just next to Headingley Stadium, which is famous for Cricket matches and I have not been inside the stadium because I know next to nothing about cricket. We used to joke when our son was born, that he is eligible to play for Yorkshire in cricket!

Now, after 37 years, Leeds is now among the struggling football clubs, the last time I read, it was fighting relegation... not really sure where they are now.

A BBC or British Born Chinese, also a Yorkshireman!


A friend in need?

A friend was caught by police for football betting. Upon his release after a night in police lock-up, was complaining that only now he knows who his real friends are.

He complained about Chinese friends who stayed away when he was in trouble and was wax lyrical about an 'ah long' who helped because of his network of friends in police and lawyers. He said, he also treated him to beer and so on.

Well, I warned him about police crackdown after reading the papers but he was cocky in replying, 'you think I tell people, look here, I am betting...' But when the 'ah long' informed him, it was useful 'tip' from reliable sources which he did not take note. So, to him, a true friend is one who shares his network of friends when he got into trouble in illegal activities and treat him to beer occasionally. I am afraid I am one who discourages him from illegal activities and advised him to cut down on excessive drinking. I am also one who cannot afford to treat him beer since he is such an alcoholic. I must admit, in his books, I am not a friend and I am not losing sleep over that.

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