How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Some selected jokes on Malaysian politicians


1. Midnight, Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber.

Robber: "Give me all your money!!"

Najib was very angry: "I am the honourable Prime Minister!"

Robber: "Well, then ... return all my money."


2. One fine day, PM, DPM and some parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed to the hospital.

The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head "We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."

Reporters:"How about the DPM?"

Doctor:"We were unable to rescue him either ..."

Reporters:"Who have you saved?"

The doctor was excited: "Malaysia is now saved!"


3. Samy Vellu visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients cheered "Hurray" for him but there is one patient who ignored Samy.

Samy: "Why doesn't he welcome me?"

Doctor: "He is now normal and waiting to be discharged today."

Meanwhile at a bar in Bangsar...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime; anywhere, your place, my place, in the car; front or back; standing up or sitting down; naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "Really? No kidding, I'm from the BN too! Which state are you from?"
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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

A bit on hotel management

Students of hotel management are taught about the number of room-nights of a hotel. For example, a 100-room hotel has a maximum of 36,500 (365 days x 100) room-nights in a year. The objective of hotel management is to maximise occupancy rate ( up to 100%) as much as possible. There is a physical limit to the amount of revenue which could be earned. If the average room rate is Rm100 per night, then the maximum revenue for a year is Rm3,650,000 (Rm100 x 36,500).

What the students are not taught is the practice of small hotels which cater to day-use guests. This would throw out the earlier statement of a maximum of 100% occupancy, as well as the maximum revenue based on that assumption.

We know why some budget hotels indulge in catering for day-use guests, though there are some genuine cases of people who needed a room for a couple of hours to catch up on sleep and to freshen up before they proceed on a long journey. It is obvious that such hotels with hourly rates cater mainly for prostitution, with the management or staff secretly providing it or 'closing one eye and shut the other' where arrangements are made elsewhere. There are also cases of married men or women indulging in adultery using such facilities.

It is therefore understandable that there is a certain stigma attached to hotel management, especially in small budget hotels. The set-up is such that it is so convenient to indulge in illicit sex in the privacy of a room. In terms of maximising revenues, the limitations based on strict conventional rules are lifted when management indulges in illegal practices. Just imagine the hypothetical case of maximum hours of use in a year! Using the above example, 24 hours x 365 days x 100 rooms, is equal to 876,000 hours! Even at Rm10 an hour, theoretically, the maximum revenue can reach Rm8,760,000! This is more than double that based on room nights. Or, using a more practical 2-hour example, even at Rm10 per two-hour, the maximum revenue is Rm4,380,000, which is also more than that based on room nights. Of course, we must also bear in mind and provide for the increase in variable costs like room maids' wages and laundry charges.

From a practical point, whether a hotel is suitable for a conventional hotel, a day-use hotel or a mix of both, would depend on the location and the people's preference. This could be gauged on a trial basis. If morality is not a problem, and management is involved in prostitution as well, the revenues could skyrocket!

Is it any wonder why some small hotel operators are laughing all the way to the bank, with most of their incomes unreported and therefore untaxed, while 5-star and above hotels report losses mainly because of extremely huge initial capital outlays and very high overheads and operating expenditures? I always believe big international hotels are owned by wealthy people who wish for status and high profile visibility, and not profitability, at least not according to what is shown in the accounts.

Confessions of a hotel front office manager

'Once she had to attend to an angry guest who complained that the "microwave oven" in her room failed to work.

"I was puzzled when I was told of the complaint by my receptionist. I went to the guest's room and I tried so hard to contain my laughter when she pointed to the safe box and complained that 'the microwave' didn't work," recalls Janice.

"I looked into the box and saw a bowl of curry, waiting to be heated up."...'

More:
http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=27299:this-womans-job-is-to-chase-prostitutes-out&Itemid=4
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A man without enemies...

Towards the end of the Sunday mass, Fr O'Donell asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

Fr O'Donell then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,

"I outlived all the sons of bitches."

Just being friendly...


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