How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appears bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan


Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

GST: If you haven't a choice, make fun of it

Just imagine if GST at 6% was deducted at Bank Negara...


Meanwhile, in a phone shop...

SUATU HARI ABU KELUAR KE KEDAI UNTUK MEMBELI KREDIT CELCOM RM10 ...

ABU : Tauke,, kredit  Celcom RM 10 ada kah ??? (Boss, do you have Celcom top-up for Rm10?)

TAUKE : Ada....Nahh.... (Yes, I do have, here it is)
(Abu pun memberi RM10 nya) (Abu handed over Rm10 note)

TAUKE : Tambah 60 sen lagi ... (Add 60 sen)

ABU : Apa hal 60 sen ??? (What's this 60 sen for?)

TAUKE : G.S.T lah ... (For GST)

ABU : Apa itu G.S.T ??? (What's GST?)

TAUKE : Goverment Suruh Tambah ... (Government instruction to add)

ABU : Kalau tak tambah ??? (What if didn't add)

TAUKE : Government Suruh Tampar ... (Government instruction to slap)

ABU : Kalau saya elak ??? (What if not?)

TAUKE : Government Suruh Tendang ... (Government instruction to kick)

ABU : Kalau saya lari ??? (What I run away?)

TAUKE : Government Suruh Tangkap ... (Government instruction to arrest)

ABU : Kalau saya telampau laju ??? (What if I run very fast?)

TAUKE : Government Suruh Tembak ... (Government instruction to shoot)

ABU : Kalau saya Mati ??? (What if I died?)

TAUKE : Government Suruh Tanam ... (Government instruction to bury)

ABU : Nanti siapa jaga saya punya anak Bini ??? (Who is going to look after my wife and child?)

TAUKE : Government Semua Tanggung ... (Government will bear the burden)

ABU : Pakai apa tanggung ??? (How to bear it?)

TAUKE : BR1M lah ... (1Malaysian public assistance),

How we wish we can multiply our cash so easily by using this device:


The following video clip is hilarious. Gist of it: Rich people are suffering because of the many choices they have, while poor people are lucky because they don't have a choice!



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