How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appears bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Friday, August 02, 2013

Typical retired Malaysians?

Four retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona.  They turn a corner and see a sign that says,
 
"Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true.
 
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,  "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
 
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a Martini.  In no time the bartender serves up four iced Martinis - shaken,  not stirred - and says, "That'll be 10 Cents each, please."
 
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.   They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis,  and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with thebartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please."  They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
 
They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a Dollar yet.
 
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
 
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, and I always wanted to own a bar.   Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place.   Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer - it's all the same."
 
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
 
As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people  at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
 
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?"  
 
The bartender says, "They're retired people from Malaysia, they're waiting for Happy Hour  when drinks are half-price."
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a sick joke.Every five years the pension that malaysians retired personnel receives is halfed by inflaion. Get you head out of the Putrajaya concrete and get real.

Anonymous said...

Mr Anonymous,
That is exactly the point of the joke. Government pensioners are driven into this position of making every sen count. In my neighbourhood, there is a vegetarian restaurant that sells meals(B,L,D) for RM 2, and free is you are over 60. Many pensioners are becoming vegetarians overnight, not because of religious obligation but for economic reason. Since they cannot get an increase in their pension, they are making every sen count.