Customer: “What drinks do you have?”
Waitress: Tea, Coffee, Chocolate, etc., and fruit juices.
Customer: "Tea, please"
Waitress: "Chinese or Ceylon?"
Customer: "Ceylon tea, please"
Waitress: "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Customer: "white, please"
Waitress: "Fresh Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Customer: "Fresh milk, please"
Waitress: "Goat’s or cow’s"
Customer: "Cow’s milk, please.”
Waitress: "Friesian or Afrikaner?"
Customer: "Oh! Never mind, I will take it black."
Waitress: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Customer: "With sugar"
Waitress:"Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Customer: "Cane sugar "
Waitress:"White , brown or yellow sugar?"
Customer: "Aaaaah! Forget it! Just give me a glass of water instead."
Waitress: "Mineral or distilled water? "
Customer: "Mineral water"
Waitress: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Customer: "I give up! Just forget about it."
Waitress: "Sir! How about coffee? We now have puppy in your coffee"
Customer: "Oh God! What next? Baby?"
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