One day an old man got really ill so his wife went to the doctor and told him that her husband had a lack of energy, a cough, and couldn't get an erection.
The doctor said that there was nothing that he could do until he had a stool, urine, and sperm sample from the man.
When the old woman got home to her husband, he asked, "What did the doctor say?"
She responded, "He wants a pair of your underwear."
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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