One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and did not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and wierd as they could with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone to a wedding dinner the night before and on their return, a tyre of their car punctured and they had to push the car all the way back. They pleaded that they were in no condition to take the test.
The Dean was a just person. So he agreed for them to take another test after 3 days. They said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that this test could be done only if they agreed to a special condition. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
All of them agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks:
Q.1. Write down your name. (2 marks)
Q.2. Which tyre had punctured? (98 marks)
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Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
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