A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.
The short story had to involve the following three topics: -
(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) and Mystery.
There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.
Below is the A+ short story:
Good God, I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it.
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan