it would be interesting if our election candidates are subjected to the 107-point questionnaire mentioned in The Sun's article to screen out potential psychopaths! Imagine 1 in 100 people in America could be a psychopath, which those of my age would have been influenced by Alfred Hitchcock, the well known director of Psycho and other memorable horror movies which we at that time could hardly understand the plots!
http://www.sun2surf.com/article.cfm?id=39546
Perhaps, with the experience of dealing with difficult policemen, Pakatan candidates in general, those in Perak in particular, should be well versed with martial arts, if not well built like Hulk Hogan!
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How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Peace Pipe - my favourite Shadow's tune...
for rhythm and bass practice. Suits some political parties which are facing internal squabbles!
http://get2pc.com/wv/watch_video.php?title=VGhlIFNoYWRvd3MgLSBQZWFjZSBQaXBl&id=0&sub=STFjdHoyalQ4bDg=
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http://get2pc.com/wv/watch_video.php?title=VGhlIFNoYWRvd3MgLSBQZWFjZSBQaXBl&id=0&sub=STFjdHoyalQ4bDg=
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My choice years ago for a favourite love song...
just wondering what youths of today think of it!
Cliff Richard's Constantly:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=youtube+cliff+richard+constantly&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701
Well, if things did not work out, then a goodbye love song seems appropriate, and my choice...
Gary Puckett's Kiss me goodbye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSBevi7fLvc
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Cliff Richard's Constantly:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=youtube+cliff+richard+constantly&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701
Well, if things did not work out, then a goodbye love song seems appropriate, and my choice...
Gary Puckett's Kiss me goodbye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSBevi7fLvc
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Why being efficient is not on at some places...
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"
The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
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"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"
The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
Politics is a science, backed by mathematical formula...
when some claimed able to give more than 100%...
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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