Stoli with a twist...

The exhausted businessman stopped in a Tokyo bar for a drink. "Speak English?" he asked the bartender.

"Yes, sir."

"Great. I'd like a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender looked at him for a moment, then leaned over the bar.

"OK, once upon a time there were four little pigs...

The following is unrelated to the above joke...

Before he came to BG, Ken was in Singapore with his two ex-band members to meet up with their ex-lead guitarist, Thomas.

We were told he was introduced to two members of former Singapore band, The Quests, whose most famous recording to me were Shanty, Jesamine and Don't play that song. To refresh the memories of those of my age group:

The reQuests (Singapore) - Shanty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRAo_aZX4Vg

- Jesamine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-aHqjfnMQ&feature=related

- Don't play that song (you lied)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSKHds0GYTE&feature=related

Thomas is a professional guitarist playing for a few churches in Singapore. He and a friend had won a contest for the theme song for Singapore's First Youth Olympic Games to be held in 2010.

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