Faster than expected...

Some young men and women might have fantasies about picking up strangers at certain places. Apartments seem to have this allure of many people going in and out of the building, and presumably nobody notices or bothers about who is going in or out of certain units. But of course, once is an accident, twice a coincidence, but three or more times, and people would gossip, but still, who cares?

Anyway, in the following story or joke, the young man must have thought, "I have heard stories about adventurous women, but this is happening faster than I thought!"

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered ..... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone "coming".... that was me!
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