Just imagine if GST at 6% was deducted at Bank Negara...
Meanwhile, in a phone shop...
SUATU HARI ABU KELUAR KE KEDAI UNTUK MEMBELI KREDIT CELCOM RM10 ...
ABU : Tauke,, kredit Celcom RM 10 ada kah ??? (Boss, do you have Celcom top-up for Rm10?)
TAUKE : Ada....Nahh.... (Yes, I do have, here it is)
(Abu pun memberi RM10 nya) (Abu handed over Rm10 note)
TAUKE : Tambah 60 sen lagi ... (Add 60 sen)
ABU : Apa hal 60 sen ??? (What's this 60 sen for?)
TAUKE : G.S.T lah ... (For GST)
ABU : Apa itu G.S.T ??? (What's GST?)
TAUKE : Goverment Suruh Tambah ... (Government instruction to add)
ABU : Kalau tak tambah ??? (What if didn't add)
TAUKE : Government Suruh Tampar ... (Government instruction to slap)
ABU : Kalau saya elak ??? (What if not?)
TAUKE : Government Suruh Tendang ... (Government instruction to kick)
ABU : Kalau saya lari ??? (What I run away?)
TAUKE : Government Suruh Tangkap ... (Government instruction to arrest)
ABU : Kalau saya telampau laju ??? (What if I run very fast?)
TAUKE : Government Suruh Tembak ... (Government instruction to shoot)
ABU : Kalau saya Mati ??? (What if I died?)
TAUKE : Government Suruh Tanam ... (Government instruction to bury)
ABU : Nanti siapa jaga saya punya anak Bini ??? (Who is going to look after my wife and child?)
TAUKE : Government Semua Tanggung ... (Government will bear the burden)
ABU : Pakai apa tanggung ??? (How to bear it?)
TAUKE : BR1M lah ... (1Malaysian public assistance),
How we wish we can multiply our cash so easily by using this device:
The following video clip is hilarious. Gist of it: Rich people are suffering because of the many choices they have, while poor people are lucky because they don't have a choice!
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