LOOKING FOR A JEWISH BRIDE
THE JEWISH SHIDUCH (ARRANGED MARRIAGE)
A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.
They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking and finally asks to visit the family again.
He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son.
She keeps a Glatt Kosher home, she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart and she’s a wonderful cook.
She loves children and wants a large family.
And to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately, 'Is she also good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no....'
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THE JEWISH SHIDUCH (ARRANGED MARRIAGE)
A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.
They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking and finally asks to visit the family again.
He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son.
She keeps a Glatt Kosher home, she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart and she’s a wonderful cook.
She loves children and wants a large family.
And to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately, 'Is she also good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no....'
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