Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Some lasting impressions from 2013

Adrian Tsen, Chairman of then Trinity Bhd (now known as Talam Transform Bhd; originally Talam Bhd), giving a lecture on debt settlements to attention-seeking MCA critics (before GE13), and Pakatan Selangor did even better than GE12...



An obviously 'Can't wait till you get home' wife's moment...


A failed Taliban suicide bomber was arrested. While a full body search was made by police they revealed the bomber was wearing a protective metal shield around his genital area. Asked for its purpose, his response was that he wanted to keep his penis safe after blowing himself up, so as not to have any sexual problems when he meets 72 virgins in paradise. Could this be true, or made up?


Man Successfully Sues Wife Over Ugly Children and Judge Orders Wife to Pay $120,000
“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” he told the Irish Times. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

Initially Jian accused his wife of infidelity, because he knew he could never be the father of an unattractive child. However, DNA tests proved that the child was indeed his. Feng’s wife then came clean and admitted she had about $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery done in South Korea before they met.

Feng sued his wife on grounds of false pretenses, for not telling him the truth about the plastic surgery, and duping him into believing that she was beautiful. A judge agreed with Feng’s argument and ordered his wife to fork over $120,000.


Last, but not least, our immature minister of Tourism...


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