Our Engrish is not that bad after all

Would you sign up for this class?

Big Foot lost his?

You might have to run to the toilet, but please control yourself...

You might think dying is beyond your control, but don't even think of it here...

 If you had to, this could be used as one...

What you should do if your kidnapper give you a chance to make just one call...

In case you are unaware...

This is a red herring, not for lack of understanding English, but on the contrary...

This would not be out of place in Malaysia...

As a last resort, if you are fed up of trying to get the translation right...