Thursday, June 27, 2013

A lesson to Sunday school teacher

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept
of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money  to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?'
 Again, the answer was, 'NO!'
By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun!
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?'  I asked them again.    
Again, they all answered, 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'
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