Primitive tests

Wine tasting could stand the test of time, and is still being done by humans...

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
A ragged drunkard with a dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
They gave another glass.
"It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct." said the boss.
A third glass.
''It's Champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something or to do a trick.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a Blonde, 26 years old, pregnant for the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"

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