Parody: If Malaysia were ever to host the Olympics

Logo and article courtesy of Planet of the Monyets blog

Let’s explore.

Games Organizing Committee

Every Games has a high-powered organizing committee and hundreds of subcommittees.  This is one area that we Malaysians are good at. We have our Jawatankuasas – thousands of them. We are masters at forming Jawatankuasa. If London 2012 had 300 subcommittees, we will have at least 3000. We will have a committee to decide the size of pisang goreng to be served at the opening ceremony. We will have a committee to determine the colour of the hockey umpire’s underwear. We will have a committee to decide whether to invite Israel or not (although we really don’t have a choice here). We will have a committee to determine if beach volleyball is haram or otherwise. Heck, we will even have a committee to decide which other committee to blame in case something goes wrong.

My prediction : We will have 1 main organizing committee, 32 sub-committees, 278 sub-sub committees and 3162 sub-sub-sub committees. It is very likely that the Bangladeshi worker who cleans the committee meeting rooms will make some of the most important decisions...

More of that where it came from:
http://planetofthemonyets.blogspot.com/2012/07/what-if-malaysia-hosted-2020-olympic.html
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