Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Some jokes on the female kind


A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water and Mother Teresa!
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world:
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer and more Peaceful Life?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because Women don't have a wife!"
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"Honey," said a husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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