Friday, June 08, 2012

A day when everything went wrong... including a suicide bid

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.


"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't  think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."


"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all;  I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing...

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