Sometimes we have to be cruel in order to get people to correct their mistakes. If these examples were repeats, then they are worth repeating because of their humorous value, esp in our local context.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant.)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie. (This person has a career in politics!)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
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Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant.)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie. (This person has a career in politics!)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
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