Initials could mean different things to different people

I used to joke about the fuel meter in a car with E for Enough (instead of Empty), and F for Finished (instead of Full). Here is a new one...

Achar buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.

He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car just won’t move at all.

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks “ Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?”

Full of anger Achar replies: “You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night...”

If the above do not make sense, don't worry... they are not supposed to.


What my friend forwarded to me:

"Some Hospitals in Singapore may have names changed to cater to Kiasu Citizens...

Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General
Hospital (CGH)?

Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home.

That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.

Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.

Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because
SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!

Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!

What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH).
Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands for 'Tiam Tiam Si
Hospital' (Always Die or Die Quietly).

So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell. "

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