Friday, January 13, 2012

This bogeyman is real... and really interested...

According to Wikipedia: 'A bogeyman (also spelled bogieman, boogeyman or boogieman) is an amorphous imaginary being used by adults to frighten children into compliant behaviour.'

I can still remember my sister-in-law used tell her little children who would not listen, that 'Ahnehneh will come to take him or her away'.

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it to this nice man here."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."


A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

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