Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, 'You need come no more, we send cash right to your door. "
Welfare checks - make you wealthy! Medicare - keep you healthy!
By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you Aussie dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come on fast as you can. "
They come in turbans and Toyota trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come and live together.
More welfare checks, it gets even better!
Fourteen families, moving in,
Neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, Aussie guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,
'Find more immigrants for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
And very soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called a breeding. Welfare cheques pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Australians crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think Australia a darn good place.
Too darn good for Aussie race!
If they no like us, they can scram.
Got lots of room in Afghanistan !
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY Australian TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
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