Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I need a tequila after this English lesson...


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

Is there another word for synonym?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" (concrete jungle?)
If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is that why if we don't really think when we read, some writers could get away with cut and paste incoherence? (like what I have just done)
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