Malaysia's national excuses

This is what a Malaysian should know, or should be a test for those applying to become Permanent Residents or Citizens...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD : Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST : Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH : Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER : Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING ABORTION : Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA : Cap Kaki Tiga.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER : NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere, as long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour.

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?': on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE: 10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE : Petrol naik

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE: Still cheaper than other country

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM: There was accident on the other side of the road

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION: 'I got some work to do...u all go first'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS: An act of God.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS: None.

We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE: Everybody jumping what!

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Government will give discount one of these days.

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBERY: Minum kopi
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