Wife is a HARIMAU (Malay for 'tiger' or in this case, 'tigress')...
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU (Malay for 'everyday wants it' whatever 'it' means).
And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)...
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote, but HP don't have.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote, but HP don't have.
Last but not least...
TV do not have virus, but HP has VIRUS... Once get it, HABIS LAH (Malay for 'finish').
So better choose TV lah!
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TV do not have virus, but HP has VIRUS... Once get it, HABIS LAH (Malay for 'finish').
So better choose TV lah!
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