Friday, June 24, 2011

Why we cannot believe everything in the internet...

The following was attributed to Shakespeare:

I always feel happy , You know why?
Because I don't expect anything from anyone ,
Expectations always hurt...
Life is short... So love your life... Be happy...
And Keep smiling.., Just Live for yourself and
Before you speak , Listen
Before you write , Think
Before you spend , Earn
Before you pray , Forgive
Before you hurt , Feel
Before you hate , Love
Before you quit , Try
Before you die , Live
That's Life... Feel it, Live it & Enjoy it.
(Do you believe that to be Shakespearean English? 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?' would be more like it.)

The following was attributed to Confucius:

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-

1. to plant your idea in someone's head; and
2. to plant someone's money in your own pocket.

o He who succeeds in planting his idea in someone's head - we call Lao Shi (teacher);

o He who succeeds planting someone's money in his own pocket - we call Lao Ban (boss);

o The one who succeeds in both - we call Lao Po (wife) or Lao Qian (trickster);

o The one who fails in both - we call Lao Gong (husband).


The sms below was attributed to this girl:


She sent the following message while waiting for her train:

"My love,
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams;
If you are smiling, send me your smile;
If you are crying, send me your tears;
I love you."

He replied:
"I'm in the toilet. What do I send?"
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