Something Jewish

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City .

He found a saleslady, and told her, "I would like a *Jewish bra* for my wife, size 34B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated "A *Jewish bra*. She said to tell you that she wanted a *Jewish bra*, and that you would know what she means."

"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the *Catholic bra*, or the *Salvation Army bra*, or the *Presbyterian bra."*

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"

The saleslady responded: "It is all really quite simple. The *Catholic bra* *supports the masses*, the *Salvation Army bra* *lifts up the fallen*, and the *Presbyterian bra* *keeps them staunch and upright*."

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what does the *Jewish bra* do?"

The saleslady responded: "The *Jewish bra* *makes mountains out of molehills*."

Unrelated to the above, this cartoon seems to fit the caption, 'Jewish swimmer':

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