Pulling in the bird...

it is so easy for this dog...

http://www.break.com/index/little-dog-gets-frisky-with-chicken.html

it is also easy for some men, yet so tough for some of us seniors...

I'm at the gym the other day and I hear this from an older man, not in the best physical condition, who asked the trainer:

"I want to impress that beautiful girl over there. Which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied: "Use the ATM machine outside the gym."


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