Thursday, March 17, 2011

Confucius says no confusion...

Just kidding because they sound quite alike. In the internet there are many quotes attributed to Confucius or Buddha, but I am sure not all are true. Just a convenient way of quoting something that could have been said by either of them. They were no longer around, so there is no way to know, unless you are a true scholar of Chinese Studies and the like. A number of friends forwarded the following 'wise saying' or rather wise crack to me, presumably for me to post it.

Fair or not

Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls,
everyone calls him a real man. How come?

Man replies:
It's very simple. Confucius says 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!
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