until she got the shock of her life.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear...my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently...
He wasted no time or words but quickly got into the act.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light.
"No Madam" said the gardener!!!
A most unexpected ending...that drives home one point :-).
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this! Did you pen this post? Brilliant!
Thanks Paula. No, just the title...
ReplyDeleteNot so brilliant lah.