Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Having the 'last word'...

According to answers.com, 'last word' means:

n. The final statement in a verbal argument. A conclusive or authoritative statement or treatment...

My examples:

Last word from a wise wife:

A 70 year old man asks his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?"
Wife replied, "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars they can't drive.

Last word from a Jewish mother:

A Jewish woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, sex, sex……..and my vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel.”

To this, her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”

Last but not least, last word from a native of America:



Relevant quote:
"A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
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