Thursday, December 23, 2010

Does Beer contain female hormones?

I would like to dedicate this joke to Nazri, the man who made the decision to suspend Anwar without following proper Parliamentary procedures, as forewarned earlier: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/anwar-will-be-punished-over-apco-israel-taunt-says-nazri/

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Doesn't that remind you of Nazri's kind of logic?

According to this Bernama report: Apco letter proves Anwar lied...

http://www.bernama.com.my/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=551962

A letter from a foreign consultancy firm is considered more reliable and credible than Mr. Opposition's claim. There was no need to have a proper hearing to hear his side of the allegation nor to examine if he actually could furnish proof to substantiate his claim. The Speaker accepted the Rights Committee's decision to suspend Anwar and three others for six months!

The people should punish Nazri in the coming General Election, for not respecting their choice of representatives in the House of Parliament.
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