Malaysian history
Dilarang senyum atau ketawa semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan digagalkan. (You are not allowed to laugh while you answer, or you will be considered as failed).
1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka?(Who founded Malacca?)
a. Param
b. Parameswari
c. Paramugari Terlampau
d. Parameswara
e. Parang Kontot
2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di sebuah kawasan yang dikenali sebagai New Hebrides, siapakah dia? (In the year 1771, one Englishman landed on New Hebrides, who was he?)
a. Kapten Hook
b. Kapten Crook
c. Kapten Cook
d. Kapten Cool
e. Kapten Boleh
3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak?(Who had been Resident of Sarawak?)
a. Brooke Shields
b. James Beruk
c. James Bond
d. Sapok Biki
e. James Brooke
4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang? (Who founded Penang Island?)
a. Torch Light
b. Traffic Light
c. Francisca Peters
d. Light and Easy
e. Francis Light
5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang? (Select one Malay warrior of eminence)
a. Tuk Janggut
b. Tuk Misai
c. Tuk Sideburn
d. Tuk Misai A Galak
e. Tuk Bulu Hidung
6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang? (Malay Warrior in Pahang?)
a. Mat Kilau
b. Mat Silau
c. M Daud Kilau
d. Mat Sentul
e. Mat Rempit
7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh Datuk Maharajalela?
a. Jawa Jerongos. (Who was the British Resident in Perak killed by Datuk Maharajalela?)
b. J.W.W Birch
c. Jay Jay
d. J.W.Marriot
e. Jawa Rangers
8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis? (Which country colonized Malay Peninsula after Portuguese?)
a. Ayam Belanda
b. Bela Anda
c. Blender
d. Belanda
e. Blunder
9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada Sultan Melaka? (What gift was requested by Princess Gunung Ledang from Sultan of Malacca?)
a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk
b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam
c. 7 dulang tahi hidung
d. 7 dulang tahi lalat
e. 7 dulang gigi arnab
10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah? (Who was the Pahang Princess Hang Tuah fell in love with?)
a. Tun Mahathir
b. Tan Tin Tun
c. Tun Tak Tahu Eja
d. Tun Teja
e. Arnold Susahanakeja
11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka? (Which was the Princess from China who married Sultan of Malacca?)
a. Puteri Hang Li Po
b. Puteri Kepala Hotak Hang!
c. Puteri Opah Hang!
d. Puteri Hang Go Poh
e. Puteri Hang Cing
12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura? (Which fish collided with Singapore?)
a. Ikan Bilis
b. Ikan Masin
c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam
d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
e. Ikan Todak
13. Siapakah Ketua Kominis Malaya? (Who was the Head of the Malayan Communists Party?)
a. CIMB Bank
b. Chin Peng
c. Soh Chin Aun
d. Chim Pan Zee
e. Chin Chau
MAAF... ANDA GAGAL DISEBABKAN SENYUM SEMASA JAWAB...
(Sorry... you failed because you smiled while answering...)
NB. This is a joke, in case some students take this seriously!
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1,c.Paramugari Terlampau sounded kinky heheh
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3.a. Brooke Shields, hmmm can still visualise her swimming in her birtday suit
4.c. Francisca Peters, give a woman a chance
5.e. Tuk Bulu Hidung ( kanot komen man, nanti Perkasa hot on my tail)
6.e. Mat Rempit
7.a. Jawa Jerongos. Any idea what 'jerongos' means?
8.a. Ayam Belanda, rmeinded me of 'thanksgiving'
9.c. 7 dulang tahi hidung, hahah all the deposits free!
10.e. Arnold Susahanakeja, before he n that maid were an 'item'
11.e. Puteri Hang Cing, she didn't wear pampers, poor sultan akakakakakakakaaa
12.d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
13.a. CIMB Bank (clue, who's the head)
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