What seems hilarious to the British...

I would imagine these are jokes by stand-up comedians or what British joke about in pubs:

British humour- ABSOLUTELY POLITICALLY INCORRECT...

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "what's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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