Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Have you ever wondered...?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

What hair colour do they put on the driver licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Last but not least, no one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.


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